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Object-Oriented Programming Concepts For DBAs

This all came about when Aaron Nelson (blog | twitter) asked me a few questions about object-oriented concepts. I did the best that I could to answer his questions, but I decided that this needed a real answer that will, I’m hoping, help to bridge the language gap between DBAs and developers.
Note to the [...]

O/R-Ms: Panacea or Polio Braces?

In case you haven’t heard, there is a huge difference between the way that software developers and database professionals operate – there are accepted use paradigms and development methodologies for both worlds. Unfortunately for everyone, they don’t match up. Object-oriented programming languages operate on single entities: objects. Databases work with sets. Objects sometimes have relationships [...]

Getting the ISO Week and Year

Long story short: I need the ISO Week. We need to be able to make sure that when we’re reporting, we’re pulling data for the full week (which happens to coincide with ISO Week at my employer).
The problem with using an existing function is that the existing functions just return the week and not the [...]

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A reader ran into a problem on an old post about Automating T-SQL Testing. Thankfully, rather than decide that I’m some useless crank on the internet, this reader took the time to write in to me and tell me about the problem. But, he went one step further: he documented step by step his [...]

So Much Slacking, So Little Time

I’ve been slacking on the blogging front. Which is a shame, because I’ve been busy doing some really fun things recently. Want to know about one of them? I hope you do, because I’m going to talk about it regardless.
I spent last weekend at the Columbus Give Camp. What was the point of this? Well, [...]